Kijijacking Off

The act of surfing online catalogs or auction sites such as craigslist or ebay, looking at lots of things that get you excited but that you can't afford. You know you will never have them, but you do it anyways because it feels good while you are doing it. Too bad you will hate yourself almost immediately after. The term comes from spending too much time looking at used cars on the popular Canadian classifieds site, Kijiji.

He was sitting at the back of the class all day just kijijacking off to used Aston Martins on ebay.

by BTheGreat February 4, 2014

topping off the coolant

Pissing in someone’s asshole.

I met a girl at the bar and later that night I ended up topping off the coolant with her.

by Jason Tremaine September 7, 2021

piss off tonight

now you can piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

by nylonthingy April 1, 2023

Take off

Typically used on the east coast from Georgia down to Ohio. Taking off essentially means that you have just taken several hits of a joint. Take off is the act of getting stoned.

Person 1: “hey bro do you wanna take off right now?”

Person 2: “let’s do it man, let me grind these bud and roll it bro!”

by Twotenor December 21, 2021

laugh life off

Don't be too serious and just laugh the thing/things away

We try to laugh life off. Laugh's fun, but often behind our laugh is a hollow ring. --The Meaning of Life by Norman Grubb

by Anything1967 August 2, 2017

Freeze Your Balls Off

any temperature that is 0 degrees or colder

holy crap it’s so cold it could freeze your balls off

by gorgy December 24, 2022

Off the Sticks

The current name for a game that was in the works by Dani.

Off the Sticks may or may not be worked on again when Karlson 3D is finished.

by bruhthisismyhandle September 3, 2021