baby j

A mini joint

Let’s step outside and smoke a baby j.

by anonymous June 26, 2022

Anal Baby

When a child is conceived (usually out of wedlock) by a couple who only have unprotected sex when practicing anal.

"I have no idea how Lavinia fell pregnant, she only ever took it bareback up the council gritter! Just my luck to end up with an anal baby"

by Stretfordian February 23, 2021

baby

a smelly sticky goblin alien

im a baby

by ismell_ June 8, 2021

scoop baby

A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.

" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"

by hammythebearhammythebear March 8, 2017

call your friends baby day

on november 21st you call all your friends guy or girl baby

"hey did you know it is call your friends baby day"
"No i didnt baby"

by michaelje13 November 21, 2022

bongwater baby

A baby conceived while the parents were excessively toked through use of a binger.

Damnn dras... that right there is the work of a bongwater baby.
or in real-time..
Don't throw the baby out with the bong water.

by rux September 11, 2014

Baby Back Bitch

People who are always being told what to do by there parents and get treated like a fucking baby in other words there a mommas boy or a baby back bitch

Shut up michael, you Baby Back Bitch!

by Babster23 June 30, 2019