Pinch and Pull

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.

The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.

If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.

woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.

by Smokestacks May 16, 2018

Pull

To take a swig from an alcoholic beverage

"Yo can i have some vodka?" "Yeah man, take a pull!"

by Yaya_10 May 24, 2018

Pulling a Lyle

Leaving your significant other on read in the most dire times of need.

Alex: Did you here what Steve is doing to Cathy?
Joe: No, what is he doing?
Alex: He’s pulling a Lyle

Joe: What an asshole

by TheRealDommy May 24, 2018

Pulling an Easy Menace

When James Horton and nate Fernandez sucks each other off to easy menace's life story.

I saw two men in the girls' locker room pulling an Easy Menace.

by STDOverload May 25, 2018

Pulling an SJ

When your friend was all in to party yesterday , yet does not react to messages or answer phone calls when it's about to go down.

Otherwise used as 'Swalshing'.

"Have you been speaking to SJ?"
"She's not answering her phone the whole day"
"Pulling an SJ"

by Poco-Loco April 14, 2018

Pulling a Wiggir

Faking your death for more Instagram followers and laughing at people who believed it.

"Hey, my friend is pulling a wiggir, let's tell more people about his page!"
"Oh shit, I thought he was actually dead, but he was just pulling a wiggir."

by Impeach Drumpf May 26, 2018

Pulling a Loreto

In honor of Nora Loreto's virtue signalling on the back of the Humboldt Broncos bus tragedy. Pulling a Loreto is an attempt to piggyback or hijack a public mourning for ones own means. In the case that this is named after Loreto tweeted in solidarity with the victims, but then inserted a backhanded comment negating her shows of support by showing how her issue should get more resources and that it was inherently unfair the the Humboldt tragedy had united so many people behind it (especially with social media presence and donations).

Pulling a Loreto or Pulled a Loreto

Hank really pulled a Loreto when Stella's baby walked for the first time at the party and he yelled 'Look at how I can juggle'

Of course certain tragedies get more attention than others, but why does Cora always have to say 'Whatabout this inequality or this obscure loss of life that is far more of a signal that our society is unfair'

by GrizzleBot May 27, 2018