Dumb Dog

A tall bald man usually an electrician who is useless at most things.

Did you see that Dumb Dog? He couldn’t even tie his shoelaces properly

by Maddog 360 May 21, 2021

Top dog

Leader, especially in a prison where the top boy is called a Top dog.

Can't be selling drugs in prison without going through the Top dog.

by Loverditgdi December 29, 2019

doug dog

a good doggie, game used in context towards well behaved dogs

Lisa: Do you have the dog?

Martha: No, but I have the doug dog. He got potty trained today!!!

by sassyging313 June 21, 2018

The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley

John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!

by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011

slobber dog

a person that when engaging in oral sex, is so sloppy and produces such an astounding amount of saliva from their mouth that they cover the entire crotch area and parts of the legs and stomach in a coat of fluid

holy shit, last night jessica came back to my place and she's for sure a slobber dog!

by Jthesigmaxxer January 15, 2025

single dog

In China, it is very popular to use the word "single dog" to describe a person who is single.

are you a "single dog"?

by Fiona_d December 30, 2018

Bailey Dog

The most sweetest, loving, and fun dog that has walked this earth. He is always up for any adventure, anywhere. He brings warmth and happiness to everyone he meets. He is extremely handsome, caring, and compassionate. He craves attention and affection, and isn't shy to give it right back. He will love you unconditionally, no matter what. The bad melts away and your heart fills with happiness when he's around.

Bailey dog is the cutest dog ever!

by LevelOut360 November 23, 2021