by Seth Russell February 22, 2021
Get the rusty walkmug. by Lord-Pain March 28, 2015
Get the walking hemorrhoidmug. Have you ever seen how a medium-sized poodle-like dog prances across the street? They move with style, grace, pep, and a lot of joy in their steps. That's what jolly walking is all about, and humans can do it too.
by nezzyandzora August 25, 2013
Get the jolly walkingmug. I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!
by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018
Get the walk a polemug. A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.
It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.
by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016
Get the Walk blockermug. An annoying individual in his early thirties that acts like a 4 year old who is severly ADD and unable to complete a sentence. Talks in endless circles without ever making a point. Frequently jumps to a completely different topic in the middle of a statement. Very distracted like the dog in the movie "UP"....squirrel!!
Obsessed with talking about dropping a douma.
Obsessed with talking about dropping a douma.
by angryengineer March 25, 2011
Get the Walking Tangentmug. The act of dragging male genital up and down a person body from toe to head without breaking scrotal contact with the receiving body.
by Oysterlover69 May 21, 2018
Get the Clam Walkmug.