Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .

Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

by ItalianGuy99 June 21, 2015

Vanilla Normal

1. Calm on the outside, hog-shit crazy on the inside
2. Typically used as a self identification.

3. Your buddy who’s rather quiet until they’ve had a few drinks & a couple nose beers & the real them comes out & they’re an absolute fucking lunatic.
4. Closet nose picker.

Girl - “Yea, so I’m pretty sure I can talk to aliens in my head.”
Guy - “Really? No way?”
Girl - “Yea & I might be able to read my friends minds from across the planet too.”
Guy - “Damn, I mean I’m a little crazy inside, I kinda think that’s real.”
Girl - “You’re totally bat-shit crazy dude.”
Guy - “You’re hog-shit crazy”
Girl - “Pshhh, I’m Vanilla Normal, Don’t get it twisted.”
Guy - ***Goes to urban dictionary

by TheBoogerBandit February 07, 2023

Vanilla Fudge

When a white guy and black girl fuck each other's brains out.

Alesisha and John are making Vanilla Fudge tonight.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 17, 2019

vanilla fudge

a group chat on messenger including three people (Daniel, Tori, Caden).

Aye, I’m a member of vanilla fudge!

by the antbed January 08, 2019

Vanilla feet

Your feet are hella white compared to any other part of your skin.

Guy1- Look at that guy. He's so tan yet his feet could be as white as his ass.

Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.

by pigsblood January 25, 2015

San Francisco Vanilla

Antonio Voto-Bernales

Blayne: Yo, how was San Francisco?
Kamaka: It was great! Had a great time with the San Francisco Vanilla. Tasted delicious.

by stardestroyer 56 September 29, 2021

Dark side of vanilla

More adventurous types of sex, while staying in the realms of mainstream - e.g. Toys, risqué locations, butt stuff and the like.

I'm not kinky but am on the dark side of vanilla...

by Oliver J NZ August 30, 2024