Egg Succr

Referring to an individual named Kevin who, on his free time, does a succ on all of the eggs he can

Person 1: Dude what happened to all of my eggs?!
Person 2: I bet the egg succr got ahold of them

by Not an egg succr April 29, 2019

Finch Eggs

The act of a doubly wedded man nursing on another man's freshly shaven testicles whilst his two wives flap their arms and make finch noises. This is typically done in exchange for cork bark and other various wooden terrarium decor.

Justin: "I want cork!"
Pedro: "I've got the hook up... Gave my boy finch eggs."

by ron69becky May 18, 2017

savage egg

A rude, cruel individual that has no self respect and no morals

Eliza is such a savage egg!
I know how savage! D:

by Giraffesaurus Rex September 1, 2016

egg feaster

a guy who eats out a girl while she is on her period

guy "i ate out me gilrfriend when she was on her period"
girl "omg your an egg feaster!!!!"

by lollipop172 September 20, 2009

egg theory

Egg theory is the belief that says all femboys and tomboys are transgender. Egg theorists either don't believe in the existence of cis femboys and tomboys, or believe that their gender non-conformity is transphobic, completely unaware of the irony of them policing their gender based on their AGAB. When an egg theorist sees a femboy or tomboy, they try to "crack their egg", which is code for "gaslight and harass them into transitioning to the opposite gender".

Egg theorist: "Astolfo is a trans girl!"
a sane person: "Egg theory solidifies gender binarist stereotypes. Stop supporting egg theory."

by cutesy pastel living doll August 4, 2023

egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek July 3, 2015

Quail eggs

A man's testicles.

Rachel was so mad that she scrambled Jack's quail eggs.

by classyindeed May 13, 2020