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Pig Puddle

A derisive nickname for Saint Paul, Minnesota. Refers to Saint Paul's original 19th Century territorial name, Pigs-Eye.
I'm going over to Pig Puddle to see a show at the Turf Club tonight.
by MrMpls November 17, 2006
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Pig Trust

Unbreakable and unwavering trust. The strongest of trusts and faith in another. The trust a pig has in the mud to keep it cool while the sun is beating down upon it.
I have total pig trust in you that you will be at my side, supporting me forever.
by Chicago Girl July 2, 2022
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desk pig

The fat, frumpy, lonely woman who works the front desk at most medical or dental offices whose sole purpose is to keep sales people from accessing the decision-maker. This woman despises anyone who’s thin enough to see their own feet and dresses in only the finest fashions from Dress Barn, Lane Bryant or Torrid. To say she’s plus sized would be like saying Lizzo suffers from anorexia.

The savvy sales professional knows the weakness of the desk pig.. which is food and candy. She is powerless against the sacred aroma of a Panera Pick Three and will melt in your hands if you get her the Cream of Broccoli soup and her own dozen of Krispy Creams.

She doesn’t wear a name tag but you can be certain that her name is Kathleen, Cindy, Sandy, and of course Karen. Beware of her powerful ability to rudely look past your well tailored dress clothes and obvious college degree, Thea etchings don’t impress her. The only conversation she will engage in will be centered around where lunch is coming from or when the next Magic Mike movie is coming out. Never try to discuss business, the weather or exercise with the Desk Pig. 🐷

Assume the desk pig has at least 4 children, is divorced or was never married, lives in subsidized housing, and has at least one butterfly tattoo on her kankle or her wrist with some type of motto like “Live free or Die” or “ Burger King next Exit.”
Hey Craig, I called on Dr X’s Endo practice today for the 17th time but that goddamn desk pig is a relentlessly mean and nasty whore who’s already consumes my entire annual lunch budget. What do I do to get past her and sell a system? I’m trying to save teeth and improve lives out here but this beast is a real air thief!
by BizarreRideonTheFarSide April 20, 2023
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Flute the pig

When you fuck up horribly which can lead to bad things
"DAMN IT RANDEY, DON'T JUST FLUTE THE PIG"
or
"Don't you dare flute the pig"
by Thelunersun April 25, 2023
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Pain Pig

A pain pig is a person, most commonly a male, who gets aroused by their dominant partner inflicting pain on them during sex. This is a common term in the homosexual culture, and the pain is often inflicted by whips, floggers, paddles, or in some cases hit candle wax or cock and ball torture
Charlotte stepped on my testicles with a spike heel and I loved it because I’m such a pain pig.
by MBPM June 22, 2023
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Minecraft Pig

The Minecraft pig has a lot in common with an Angelopio. It does the oink oink and loves the food. It also can be described as chonk. If you have a friend who is a Minecraft pig then you should give them a carrot. Minecraft Steve loves Minecraft Pig.
by J-u-i-c-e April 5, 2020
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Pig in the Mud

When a cop is hiding in order to catch someone breaking a law.
Be careful at that highway off ramp. I saw a pig in the mud off to the side.
by HD9900 April 11, 2014
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