Weasel

A weasel is a person, usually male, who treats girls poorly. Characterised by sleazy behaviour and an extreme focus on his sexual aims.

"Edward's girl is so nice isn't she"
"Yeh shes too good for him, he's a bit of a weasel really"

by Patella53 March 12, 2022

Weasel

To weasel your way into someone’s life.

Ester is weaseling her way into Webbs foreskin.

by Dolomyte January 15, 2023

Solid weasel

Who the fuck is that

Solid weasel is so fucking gay i hate him

by AUUUUUUGH May 9, 2022

chum the weasel

To suck a dick

Brandy said she was on her period , so I asked if she could just “chum the weasel”

by JFrizzy September 28, 2020

Sausage weasel

A thin male or female who slurps said dirty sausage for free.

Eww Cody is a sausage weasel.

by You're wrong tara July 25, 2022

stank weasel

1. a weasel of great stench

2. a slimy bastard

hey bro that weasel is of great stench. yea i know. see yah

Dany you stank weasel

by stank weasle January 22, 2021

Greasy weasel

To drop a greasy weasel!

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!

by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023