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Toilet Butt

The bottom 25-50% of a girl's exposed butt cheeks when she wears tiny shorts. This skin is rife with bacteria from when she has sat on a toilet, thus, a breeding ground for spreading bacteria to every surface.
The booty-shorts-wearing girl spread e-coli with her toilet butt.
by Mathgie November 3, 2017
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Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.
by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020
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facebook toilet

Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.

Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.

If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.

The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team

You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
by melly L December 9, 2013
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Toilet Conquest

causing an entire communal bathroom to leave merely by the smell of your bowel movement.
He must have had the taco shits because that was the most epic toilet conquest I have ever seen.
by Sneaky Rupert July 26, 2016
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Toilet Smore

When you shit, wipe your ass then jizz in the toilet.

Usually shit in bottom, toilet paper next then jizz
Guy 1: “Dude I just toilet smore’d in there.”

Guy 2: “That’s fucking disgusting why did you need to tell me that for fucks sake man.”
by LockPowFrosty March 15, 2018
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toilet tank

A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.
I haven’t seen your mom since I toilet tanked her two weeks ago.
by TigerSkeet May 26, 2018
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Toilet Limbo

the sensation many transgender people experience when in need of a public restroom... it is oft accompanied by feelings of anguish, shame, confusion and an extremely uncomfortable and full bladder
Shauna was out last night and was bursting for a pee but was terrified of using the ladies... She was in real Toilet Limbo...
by Rinoa...x February 5, 2015
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