mud job

This is when the girl wipes her hand in mud and tugs on your penis like there is no tomorrow.

Boy: I met a girl last night she gave me a mud job
Other boy:what's that?
Boy: let's just say there's a lot of mud and my cock is like a fucking tomato

by girtygeff123 March 14, 2015

Hydro Job

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a shower head.

When I went to give Elenor her sponge bath at the hospice center, I walked in on her giving herself a hydro job

by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015

Wreath job

Giving someone with a hairy asshole a rim job.

Oh my god, my friend pay got a wreath job from Fallon!

by Fallon69420 February 26, 2021

Em Job

What your bro calls getting wicked sloppy toppy from his girlfriend commonly referred to as em

Wheres Robby? I dunno dude I think hes getting an em job

by hjiig December 21, 2018

Scrub Job

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.

My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

blim job

(noun) Derived from a combination of a blow job and a rim job.

Involves simultaneously giving a man oral sex and analingus.

Requires either a long penis on one end, or just a long tongue nearby.

Often difficult to execute properly due to the rigid nature of an erect penis making bending it backward quite difficult, this is a rewarding experience nonetheless.

Mostly for the receiving man, of course.

"A blim job is not impossible," the professor exclaimed.

"You just have to be able to do it yourself or have a man nearby who can do most of the work."

by eb_dekalb September 15, 2010

Laugh Job

The act of giving a handjob and giggling.

My chick was so high last night that she ended up giving me a laugh job.

by H the Molester July 8, 2011