He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday
Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans
Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans
Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk
by Hobo Santa June 17, 2019
Craig just bought out a new storage locker last Friday. Too bad it had nothing but hobo nickels, now he has to dump run.
by DomesticFlatulence September 11, 2021
The worst cold-meat sandwich ever made. Usually comprised of rock hard bread, near frozen ham or turkey, and cheese that has been sitting out for nearly 5 hours.
by MikeTheCook January 27, 2011
by Gimpygump May 20, 2022
by Ex parte party March 19, 2017
by if you read this you're a fag May 08, 2024
That man was so hobo-esque.
by Scenox July 11, 2008