Eli (The best boyfriend)

Eli is a very beautiful specimen and is incredibly caring, kind, funny, silly goofy mood, and beautiful. Did I mention they're beautiful? Probably not, they're really beautiful omg **dies**. Nobody hates on Eli they're just that cool.

1: Look it's that super cool and cute guy from yesterday.
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)

by Joshua87 August 14, 2022

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my favourite person ever and my super awesome duper maducious emo lover

“do you love eli”
“YES”

by keiopipi August 21, 2022

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an eli is a sweetie. he is also a filthy street whore. an eli is most likely short with an under average peepee. he is very fruity yet very straight and is not afraid to be a judgy little queen. he sucks at fingering but apparently gives great head. he’s a good friend to have, but being his girlfriend is probably very scary. he’s a pretty good hookup as long as you keep his sausage fingers away from your puthé.

he totally went eli on my vagina i’m in so much pain

by marissajenkins September 12, 2022

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A guy that acts like he's an amazing boyfriend when in reality, he's a douchebag and he can't treat a girl right. He also Is a controlling, manipulative, heartbreaking bastard.

B: I'm sorry your with eli

A: but I love eli he says: he's the best bf I can get"

by Taco6969765 September 12, 2022

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