Butt Boner

When you see a hot girl and the blood starts to flow,
fills up your genitals, nowhere left to go,
gotta go somewhere, and gotta go fast,
"where did it all go" went right to your ass!

-Essentially a boner, but not with the penis, with the ass. Happens when your blood overflows your penis during a normal erection, fission occurs, and it is forced into your "ass cakes". Your anus then become extremely hard as if you have an "erection of the anus"

I've got a butt boner for you! *"for who?" I got a butt boner and it's enough for two.

I got a butt boner that is big and black. So why don't you come and lick the dust out of my crack?

I got a butt boner bigger then a stick,

so come and give my butt a lick
*"butt boner"
ITS A BOOTY ERECTION *
IT WILL PASS AN INSPECTION *
IT IS QUITE A PERFECTION *
THE HARDNESS IS MANIFESTIN' *

ITS AN ERECTION OF THE BOOTY *
IT IS QUITE A BEAUTY *
IT CAN BE A LITTLE MOODY *
AND IT SMELLS LIKE DOODY *

WHEN THEY SEE IT GIRLS START SMILING! *
I BROKE MY PHONE BUTT DIALING! *
DRAWS ATTENTION AT THE MALL! *
GIVES A NEW DEFINITION OF "BOOTY CALLS"! *

by Quinrek Barmour January 8, 2012

Butt stuff

Anal

We did butt stuff last night

by Kannon lane scott February 25, 2019

butt darts

anal sex

What's that noise? Oh, Dave and Mike are playing butt darts again.

by Don Shonts January 25, 2003

butt lint

pretty much the same idea as bellybutton lint, but it is lint from the underwear that resides in the general area of the butt crack. usually gets caught up in the hair in the butt crack.

hey shut your big, fat, dumb mouth or ill stick my butt lint in your nose!

by spikeguazu November 29, 2007

Panty Butt

A term used to describe tight, cotton panties stretched across a round, firm bum.

Lisa's panty butt gave me an instant boner.

by JACK123 June 2, 2008

Blood Butt

When you wake up in the middle of the night and realize that your period blood has flown from your vagina past your taint to the butt crack, and in some cases to your ball sack.. no tanpon or pad can control it.

My friend Dava had a terrible case of the Blood butt

by AgkDncSls April 14, 2010

butt swipe

A way to get high by shoving certain types of finely ground cannabis, kief or certain types of cannabinoids up ones rectum. Works similar to "butt chugging" alcohol. Can get you super fucked up.

Bob: How did you enjoy your butt swipe?
Jordan: It was great got me super high!

by big nigga xxxl November 18, 2019