by PyMann September 30, 2020
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by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009
Get the Turbo Turtle mug.After a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.
Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled
Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled
1. After a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes I curb turtled on the walk home.
2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.
2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.
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"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
by Rock Tomskin & Notorious GREG August 2, 2012
Get the Turtle Burglar mug.The little girl shed turtle tears as she hoped her angry mother would not scold her for jumping on the bed.
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