tit text

When you put your smartphone in your shirt pocket and your man teat sends a text message.

If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss

by edsea9 November 12, 2011

Stick with tits

noun - A woman who has a job that requires some degree of talent but is hopelessly useless at her job due to the sole fact that she was hired because of her figure rather than her talents, or lack thereof.

That bank teller at Capital One is a total stick with tits, she was completely useless.

by newyy1 September 10, 2011

Tit Splitter

Seat belts, when worn by fine women, accentuates their breasts.

Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.

Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.

by Helibro October 7, 2009

tit catalogue

a publication containing images of ladies with unclothed mammary glands.

My local corner shop has a wide array of tit catalogues for sale.

by donaldsemblance July 21, 2009

Helicopter Tits

When one runs down the stairs at such speed as ones tits spin much like a helicopter propellor

I told my friend i ran so quickly down the stairs today, that i nearly had helicopter tits and flew too work.

by Tony 2 Tins June 12, 2018

slick as tits

Slick tits, A positive statement about something awesome. The lubed up streamlined female chest so sweaty or oiled that you could slide right off of her, or it. like reaching out to grab something and it slips through your fingers, but you want it so badly you keep on slipping.

Dat's slick as tits wit baby oil. or, Dat's slicker'n tits, I'm all over dat slick ass tits nom nom nom.

by x8105 October 18, 2013

tit swing

an occupational change in government service. Going from one government job to another while proclaiming allegiance to the free market system.

He made a fat tit swing from being a district attorney to being a judge.

by wayne charming September 8, 2010