Gooch scooch

The thing that dogs do

Dave had an itch so he gooch scooched to the bedroom

by Thatskaterkid August 2, 2022

Gooch Bracken

A patch of overgrown pubic hair found on the perineum of a man or a woman.

"Dude this girl had so much Gooch Bracken I couldn't even bear to cross the bridge to Trumpton!"

by SamBennyfud June 1, 2014

stink gooch

Another word for an asshole

I hope she lets me eat her stink gooch tonight

by knockey knocker June 5, 2024

Gooch

What was ‘originally’ referred to as the part between one’s anus and private part(s)

Now, most people use the word “taint” which is incorrect.

“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and I’m going to put a muscle stimulator on my gooch!”

by DannyDay95 September 1, 2025

Gooch

The bellow half when during sexual intercourse can get a bit loose

I’ve got a loose gooch

by The real urban man March 30, 2021

Gooch grabber

A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.

There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.

by Yacomistemipito May 31, 2023

Gooch God

The Highest tier a person who exercises Gooch play can reach.

So I’ve heard the rumors, but after this past weekend I found out Sarah is a Gooch God.

by Mau-Man October 14, 2025