Elephant Noose

a man with a large enough schlong to choke an elephant, a baby elephant, but an elephant none the less.

"why is that girl in a wheelchair?"
"she had sex with elephant noose"

by timbo slice May 21, 2013

Elephant Goat

A large type of dog known for its scruffy fur, long legs, and inability to walk straight.

"Is that a goat?"
"No, it's just that rat called an elephant goat."

by Indiebird December 05, 2023

elephant flop

When you're naked and you jump up and down and your penis looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears.

Me and my friends all elephant flopped when we found out that I got into college!

by Fagot boy 69 January 06, 2017

Elephant Goo

When one tries to say I love you across a room, Elephant Goo is the perfect back up in case she/he doesn't love you back

Steve: *miming* I love you
Mark: What?
Steve: I said Elephant Goo

by Prophecy877 December 10, 2013

Elephant Stacks

Simply put, big money.

I can't go to the club tonight, I'm trying to save my money. You know, get those elephant stacks.

by Fraza Fraz July 06, 2009

Elephant Cemetery

When a bunch of dudes go to a club expecting to meet women, drink too much, don't hook up, and then pass out

OMG, he said it was a total elephant cemetery last night. Good thing we didn't show up. Would not want to be surrounded by trunks!

by saltychurro June 28, 2019

Elephant water fountain

Multiple males get on all fours in a circle surrounding a female. They then jerk off while making elephant noises until they all shoot a stream of cum onto the female.

Pokémon club with the boys wouldn’t be complete without a good elephant water fountain!

by DJslut123 June 22, 2023