Dan Mead

A cocktail composed of Natural Light and honey.

Hey did you have some of the Dan Mead? Yeah, it was shit, it's just natty light and honey...

by Nickel Reich November 11, 2017

Dans Car

Dans fuckin car lmao get fucked up call dan and he’ll drive you.

Last night I called dan, and he came in dans car.

by yeshuay September 22, 2018

Getting Danned

Being at the receiving end of a donkey punch.

I'd really hate to see you getting danned.

by Phonies November 11, 2009

Dans Meat

Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.

Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”

“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”

Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”

by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021

Dan Maher

When you say your cleaning your fish tank but your actually having a piss and your friends can hear you over the Xbox mic

Boy1: are you pissing?
Boy2: No I'm doing a Dan Maher

by Ultimate Truth Teller December 14, 2012

Dan Daum

why is there seeds in my dugout?, Dan Daum is the greatest baseball player of all time, his son ryan is also the greatest player of all time. He loves his chocolate milk and ham sandwhiches so you better not touch them, or you will be punished

Is that Dan Daum the greatest player of all time

by BLACKBALLS3D March 3, 2022

Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.

All hail Handy Dan

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023