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Skank fish

Everyone says "theres always fish in the sea." and while this is true I have found woman and men have the ability to be Smitten over someone one week and then telling everyone how in love they are with their new gf or bf. The worest fish in the sea... to catch....Succubus, heart breaking horrible excuse for a soul mate... SKANK FISH
"I can't get back together with my ex because shes a skank fish."
by MamaChaos September 4, 2012
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skank monger

a male who only associates and/or has sexual intercourse with skanks. Most often the skank monger is a lowlevel child/man who refuses to grow up and can only find females with a similar case of arrested development to have sex with.
The male in question is most often a sad case himself; a wannabe musician,actor or skateboarder who cant keep a job and has a bad drug habit that he cant afford.
similar to a skank yanker or fish monger in that both the skank yanker and fish mongers both smell of rotten meat, weather it be of the dirty skank vagina or fish variety.
ex. "Omg, Matt Marsh only dates the skankiest hoes in town, he's such a skank monger!"
by Foebane October 10, 2013
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skank-a-lank

Someone who dresses like a skank or slut, but don't give it to just anyone. Not to be confused with "tease".
" I want to wear something that says skank-a-lank. How about this?"

Friend1: Girl, you look like a skank-a-lank!
Friend2: Should I change?
Friend1: Nah, everyone knows you aren't a hoe.
by Alexis19 March 14, 2012
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Bro Skank

Derived from the terms bro and skank.
Means a person - usually a male - who forgets/ignores his friends (brothers) for a member of the opposite sex. The person that the friends are being ignored for are usually sluts or 'easy'.
Guy 1: "Hey, you've stopped talking to Jack"
Guy 2: "Actually, he stopped talking to me."
Guy 1: "Bro skank?"
Guy 2: "Yup."
by SofaKingBored March 15, 2011
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Omar skank

A rotten element in a party/holiday, preferring locking themselves in a room/house instead of exploring. The term is coined from the conditions Guantanamo Bay inmates faced. In addition he/she will also constantly keep complaining and talking crap.

The term refers to the solitary conditions faced by inmates in Guantanamo Bay where they would be locked up for 23 hours a day with no interaction with other detainees. The difference between the inmate and an Omar skanker is that an O skanker has a choice.
Person 1: we're on holiday in this beautiful weather, hot bitches, booze, yayo and dro on constant flow yet that nigga wont leave his room, keeps chatting breeze and wont stop complaining.

Person 2: He is pulling an Omar skank, ruining my holiday too!

Dude 1: Is there something wrong with him? he seems to be locked up in his room the entire time we have been here. He also claims to be sick yet I've seen him chugging that liquor in there

Dude 2: i think its all a load of shit and we're being skank'oed.
by looneytoon1 March 19, 2011
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Skank Monkey

An individual that enjoys being slapped in various non-sexual areas with male genetalia.
Dude, Sheila is such a skank monkey, she asked me to whack her in the forehead with it like four times.
by Ricky Bobby rumplestillskin August 19, 2011
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skank and bank

When girls act trashy and sleep around with multiple guys to get free dinners, trips, drinks.
"I just broke up with my boyfriend who took care of all my bills, so I may have to skank and bank until I find a new one."
by themadrussian September 23, 2011
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