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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

James Gonson (a totally made-up name) was in I.T. class when boredom hit so hard that he typed every letter in order from left to right, top to bottom, just to pass the time.
James Gonson: I'm bored. All the games and shit are blocked. *types in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm because he is so bored that he will cry to sleep.*

Teacher (Ms. Rackinson): WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE COMPUTER?

James Gonson: I'm bored, all the games are blocked, and (almost) everything I type, it's always blocked. (NO EXAGGERATION. JAMES IS SPEAKING FACTS).

Teacher (Ms. Rackinson): Well, it's not my fault that all the crap stuff is blocked on the school computer. How about do some paperwork instead?

James Gonson: (in mind: "I'M SO FUCKING BORED RIGHT NOW. I WAS VERY HAPPY TO GET ON THE COMPUTER, BUT IT WAS FLAWED BECAUSE THAT PRINCIPAL BLOCKED ALL GAMES AND WEBSITES AND SHIT. I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW...")
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

what happeneds when you forget what you opened google for, so you swipe your hand across all the keys in hope after you press enter it'll jog your memory.
search: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
enter
Oooh shit yeah I wanted food.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is a phenomenon that occurs when Someone is so incredibly bored with their mundane life (they could also be procrastinating) that they type every letter on a keyboard in an orderly manner from left to right. This usually happens multiple times a month. But if it is typed multiple times each week, seek help! You could have 'Idonthaveafrigginlife' disease or even worse 'whydoIevenexist' syndrome. Don't worry these are not deadly but they could end with you have very conflicting emotions concerning your existence.There is only one cure to this disease and it is to become like me and write very long definitions for the word on google docs only to copy and paste it into UrbanDictionary.com.If anyone reading this has this horrible……… terrible……… horrible……. terrible……. horrible disease try the cure. It should work.
"AHHHHHH qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!" - Raging Gamer

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

When a human being is catastrophically bored and needs something to distract them, they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" to make themselves feel better.
Person: I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored.
Person #2: Well I typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Person: What? I'm not THAT bored.
Person #2: Well, I am.

QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM

QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM /kʷɝtju aɪoʊpɑ sdfəgəhʊdʒʌkləzʌksvəbənəm/ n. A person running their finger from left to right on their keyboard, starting at the top row and going to the very bottom- possibly out of boredem.
"Hey man you wanna go to the party later?"
"QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM"
"Damn alright"

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

when ur bored (usually in school or work) or you found out a website u want to visit has been blocked you start typing all of the letters on ur keyboard
Sarah was bored so she typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,./;'[]\=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>? 

you searched up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,./;'\=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>? because you are board and want something to entertain you because you have nothing else with your pathetic life.
Human: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,./;'\=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>?

Computer: What?

Human: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,./;'\=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>?

Computer: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!?!?

Human: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,./;'\=-0987654321`~!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>? means I'm board and I want something to entertain me.

Computer: oh

Human: WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ENTERTAIN ME YOU DEGENERATE BEING

Computer: No

Human: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *punches computer*

Computer: ow *dies forever*

Human: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE

Computer: *is still dead and won't turn back on*

Human: Wait... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY COMPUTERRRR!

Human: *dies of anger and sadness*

The End