positive ableism

It is basically saying something ableist but masking it with an overall positive tone to avoid getting called out for ableism

Example: “You are not autistic, you are artistic 🤎”
Example: “My family can say a lot of stuff labeled as positive ableism”

by SISTER/NATION January 27, 2024

Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it

"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"

by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020

brace position

The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.

Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.

by Stivchik June 9, 2018

Tilt up position

When a woman is top on top of a man during intercourse, the guy says “Tilt-Up” to the woman, she gets back to completely cowgirl, riding the man while holding her self up by holding her hands on the man’s shoulders or his stomach, while the man is fingering her.

Woman 1: How was last nights date?

Woman 2: it was amazing, he introduced me to the tilt up position, felt amazing him fingering me while riding him.

by mwallace2202 April 17, 2024

Nazi Position

1) When you fuck someone in the shower and they pass out during climax
2) When you fuck someone with a gas mask

I fucked a girl in the nazi position last night, had to finish washing their hair

by UrbanMansig November 23, 2022

positive disruption

A currently trending phrase thrown around in the business community, particularly the technology sector. Intended to refer to the ability to manage change in a positive way, it instead comes off douchey and pretentious.

Billy-Bob was the kind of manager who embraced positive disruptions at his workplace.

by raistlinsghost June 26, 2019

positive

Positive isn't the same thing as happy, though a lot of people get them mixed up.

A lot of people try to tell you be positive, which implies that it will make you happy to be positive, but positivity and happiness are not the same thing.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022