Kool Police

Kool Police music festival documentarians NRE and Kool Kelly. Not your regular police they are the Kool Police follow them to the music

Hey I wonder if The Kool Police are gonna be at MuddyRoots Music Festival this year ?

by LordofSin August 8, 2022

Zest Police

Police people who have the authority to question and arrest people who are overly zesty in inappropriate situations.

"Hey, I did nothing wrong! What are you? The ZEST POLICE?!"

by Murlor July 23, 2025

police violence

violence at the hands of the police
PO lease

you hear about the vallejo police department?
police violence.

by $$_floppydingdong_$$ November 24, 2021

Fandom Police

Outsiders who join a fandom/hobby with the sole purpose of policing the behavior of fans in said fandom/hobby and not because they enjoy the hobby themselves. They can commonly be seen trying to shame people for engaging in things that are normal for the fandom and aren't even offensive and harmful, in order to make them "normal" according to their standards. They often engage in brigading to bully people to be more "normal" according to their standards. They like to ragebait fans on purpose and play the victim when the fans get angry or call the fancops out for their behavior. They also like to attack the pre-existing fans by belittling them for their hobby. They also always appeal to triviality.

Fan: wtf happened to anit bro cant even have a waifu anymore
Fandom Police: “Waifu” talks in 2025. We can watch anime without all dat extra weebo shit😭.
Also Fandom Police: Said weebos found this tweet and calling me slurs very on brand for the social rejects

by PomuHub February 16, 2025

Pregnancy police

This is someone who obsesses over if your pregnant.

"You popo is gonna become the pregnancy police"

by That one really annoying guy May 24, 2022

LAX POLICE AUTHORITY

It is when the police do not thoroughly practice accountability.

The LVMPD knew about ED BUCK'S the politician DRUG den but no accountability at the HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES OR DEJA VU both locatiions , FANTASY WORLD, and ADULT SUPERSTORE for RAMPANT drug use.

The LAPDOG ZOMBIE and SWICHERRUES are a barrier to accountability by the POLICE.

The LVMPD quipped about me chasing a roommate with a 10 inch knife when I was the VICTIM at WYNN and SPRING MOUNTAIN which because of their LAX POLICE AUTHORITY I had no trust for HENDERSON POLICE either because the T-SHIRT I had not warn yet was botched which precipitated the attack and in turn I lost a lot of money , assets and my very home I had found.

The drugs being disregarded appreciably by LVMPD having LAX POLICE AUTHORITY has led more often to even more violent outcomes in this jurisdictions and others around the UNITED SYATES as a big example CLEVELAND OHIO.

The LAX POLICE AUTHORITY loses an incentive with RACKETEERING behavior as the LAPDOG ZOMBIE AND SWITCHERRUES are a real good example of their RACKETEERING.

by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME August 9, 2021

Kindness Police

People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.

Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.

Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.

Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!

by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023