Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018

Stress pet

A pet that helps reduce stress. Fish, guinea pig, rabbit etc.

I’ve been having a rough month I think I might get a fish as my stress pet.

by Mikev August 25, 2021

pet fret

When an animal owner worries over the well-being of their pet when away.

Stop pet fretting. Jane is so good to animals. I'm sure your dog will be fine when you return.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

pet peeze

An animal that sneezes & pees at the same time

Did that dog justed pet peezed

by Logically_25 March 13, 2016

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

Proto-pet

A fictional animal from ratchet and clank

Need a partner for tag? Why not the proto-pet?

Up for some cops and robbers
Billy: HELP!!! Police!!!

by Bawston69 November 7, 2019

TW Pets

A great place to get ripped off.

My wallet got ass-raped at TW Pets.

by Super Guatemala Man February 20, 2008