Penis

Male genitals

"Hey look" said jerry to tom "my penis slipped inside your mom"

by Iam_ disletcic January 2, 2017

Penis

A big dingaling hanging where a vagina is or would be. If your gay it would be shoved up an asshole but if your straight you shove it up a vagina. You only do this when you have a boner. That is a hard penis or dick.

Girl-UHHH, babe your penis is fucking all up in my vagina!
Boy-I know. You like it?
Girl-Yes babe I love it!

by Gay Boi 69 March 3, 2019

penis

penis

penis

by boiwhosu October 4, 2019

penis

mouth candy

“yo gimme a lollipop”
“how about a penis instead?”
“HELL YESS”

by sexykenzy January 10, 2018

penis

a long meat stick that stands up and leaks white substances when happy

your PENIS is erect and scaring me

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 June 13, 2017

penis

a kind of tasty sausage

I love to eat my bf's penis!

by a big sausage August 16, 2016

Penis

The thing that dangles between your mums legs

John: your mum has a long penis

You: I know, my sister has a really long one too

by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020