bus left

To miss an opportunity by a wide margin. By failing to act/speak/do something promptly, the window of opportunity closed.

GM wants to get concessions from the UAW in order to avoid going bankrupt, but that bus left a long time ago.

by Jim K July 25, 2008

bus fucked

when you see tons of busses going the opposite way you're going and you end up waiting forever for a bus.

however, the ending "fucked" is also interchangeable with random words like:
LEAF fucked, WIND fucked, STREET fucked, etc.

basically it's when you get fucked over. not FUCK FUCK, but fucked over.

"we just got bus fucked!"
"SHIT! the wind is so strong. we just got wind fucked!"

by eatchuurbum April 16, 2009

Bus Driver

Hitting a female so hard their weave falls off.

Damn, man! You gotta stop bus drivering her! She's running outta good weaves!

by Jayley☮♥☺ November 2, 2012

bus weasel

a dumb person who looks like a weasel

damn dude u moms a bus weasel she sure is dumb and ugly.

by nick meyer November 16, 2007

park the bus

When in the middle of sex you decide to stop and leave your dick inside and then go to sleep

*yawn* i'm a bit tired, let me just park the bus here and call it a night.

by Dominic Lanteri November 29, 2016

Toonerville bus

One of two types of buses: 1) a bus that is intended to look like an old-fashioned trolley; 2) a bus that looks more like a typical bus, but has a short distance between the front wheels and the back wheels. After Toonerville Trolley, a trolley comic strip that was popular in the early 20th century.

Me: Did you take the Toonerville bus from your hotel to Disneyland yesterday?
She: Yeah. Hard seats, though.

Look! It's the county transportation system's Toonerville bus!

by Richard Rabinowitz September 8, 2005

Kiss a Bus

The term is most commonly used when politely telling someone to…. Drop dead.

Because we ALL know someone needs to hear it sometimes.

“You’re disgusting if you are part of or support the lgbtq community!”
“Okay Sister Cindy. I sincerely hope you kiss a bus.”

by CrystalRatz October 4, 2021