Finch Eggs

The act of a doubly wedded man nursing on another man's freshly shaven testicles whilst his two wives flap their arms and make finch noises. This is typically done in exchange for cork bark and other various wooden terrarium decor.

Justin: "I want cork!"
Pedro: "I've got the hook up... Gave my boy finch eggs."

by ron69becky May 18, 2017

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Duck egg

The exact doube of (another person or thing)

Mark: "Have you seen big Maxie recently?"

Joe: "Oh aye he's the duck egg of his da"

by RichGangGCBC September 07, 2020

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egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek June 25, 2015

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blimp eggs

Undoubtedly the worst type of easter egg ever created.
They taste truly disgusting and resemble the shape of a blimp rather than a normal egg.
Usually given out by those who don't really care about you, ie. teachers.

*three months after easter*
Billy: i haven't finished my easter eggs yet
Johnny: HOW?!? o.O
Billy: stupid easter bunny got me blimp eggs

by madaskatie March 27, 2009

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[torpedo] the [egg]

the use of a small shovel, half dozen roses, fertilizer, and an emblem off of a B.M.W. pick-uptruck. Items are used for a highly stylistic ritual. Other than that, not much is known.

William torpedo the egg last night. he used the wrong shovel and the eggwould not pop in the final stage. The shine off the emblem hit the roses that made the torpedo just right.

by gespar January 18, 2011

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