Egg Stand

When one partner takes a solidised shit, in the other partners belly button while they are laying down, making the shit stand vertical much like a decorative easter egg on a stand you see at grandmas.

Becky is a freak bro she asked me to do an egg stand on her

by Rick Rumbler October 25, 2018

Egg and Soldiers

This is when a women puts her head between a mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's mouth and rests his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to how you dunk your toast in the eggs and the eggs are held by egg cups.

Hey, My man Ralph gave his wife an Egg and Soldiers last night.

by Hugh Jardon 69 June 10, 2018

Egg Succr

Referring to an individual named Kevin who, on his free time, does a succ on all of the eggs he can

Person 1: Dude what happened to all of my eggs?!
Person 2: I bet the egg succr got ahold of them

by Not an egg succr April 29, 2019

Stupid Egg

A person, specifically one with devilishly good looks, who has outwitted and or outpunned you.

*moments of silence pass*
"Tristan, your a stupid egg."
"I am, I'm the bestus egg, sunny side up."

by RockyJJ&HisBoysLilTommy-BigRic October 19, 2017

Finch Eggs

The act of a doubly wedded man nursing on another man's freshly shaven testicles whilst his two wives flap their arms and make finch noises. This is typically done in exchange for cork bark and other various wooden terrarium decor.

Justin: "I want cork!"
Pedro: "I've got the hook up... Gave my boy finch eggs."

by ron69becky May 18, 2017

Eggs Benedicted

The state in which one becomes addicted to the popular breakfast dish Eggs Benedict.

She was so eggs benedicted that she could be found scoffing Hollandaise covered eggs into her mouth at the cafe nearly every day.

by Eggsbenedicted May 11, 2016

savage egg

A rude, cruel individual that has no self respect and no morals

Eliza is such a savage egg!
I know how savage! D:

by Giraffesaurus Rex September 1, 2016