Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel

Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.

"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!

by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011

Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo

The test old as time that girls around the world pull , and the test many poor men fail every day. The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo is when a girl adds you on Snapchat and leaves you on open soon after. The only way to pass this cursed test is to send a honking hog picture.

This sally girl just tried the ye ole two snap HowDoYaDo on me...it won’t work!

by The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo January 26, 2020

big ol' brown ass titties

brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings

Dropping my new biznatch's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!

by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

joe: hey man, did you hear what biden did?
mason: who’s biden?
joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
mason: ohhhh I hate that guy

joe: yeah. biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

by [e-mail] October 24, 2022

Jonah has a big ol' cock

Yeah he does!

Jonah has a big ol' cock

by ArabDick January 26, 2019

good ol boy network

a group of people who think they are a higher standard than others .

"kay: i want to make the team!
dave: aw all them are just the "good ol boy network"

by wet kit kat May 10, 2020

The good ol' Scoop-n-Boop

Cumming on someones belly button, scooping the cum out with a finger and booping the partner on the nose.

Friend A: You know what? I was having sex with my girlfriend yesterday!
Friend B: But did you do the good ol' Scoop-n-Boop?
Friend A: Of course I did.

by EscalnyonIV July 3, 2022