A vehicle that appears out of thin air, completely parallel to your car, the moment you start to change lane.
I tried to change lane, looked in the mirrors and everything, but as soon as I started, a ninja car suddenly WAS there and blocked me. It came from nowhere!
by FDaihatsu August 18, 2010
Get the Ninja Car mug.a. Being totally whipped in a relationship and having it so artfully done that you don't even know that you are being kept in line.
b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.
b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.
A. "Nah dude, I don't have like a real girlfriend or anything..." "Oh yah, do you have a girl who would be extremely upset to hear you saying that?" "Um, well, yeah... I do have that and would never say it around her." "Haha dude, you are totally ninja whipped!" (Usually followed by a text or phone call that ends with the person in denial going off to do the ninja whippers bidding)
B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"
B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"
by Melly Traumatic October 25, 2010
Get the Ninja Whipped mug.as soon as i walked in on Stacy and Jill and that 6 foot toedo, i knew there were ninjas on the roof! Phil would be pissed.
by freewilly23 January 18, 2009
Get the ninjas on the roof mug.A person who sneakily steals other people's food when they're not looking.
They move with stealth and secrecy just like actual ninja's.
They move with stealth and secrecy just like actual ninja's.
Nic: Hey, I'm sure I left some cake here a second ago?
Aimee: Henry probably food ninja'd it.
Both: Damn you food ninja!
Aimee: Henry probably food ninja'd it.
Both: Damn you food ninja!
by Uncle Henery February 7, 2013
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Get the Flute Ninja mug.Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.
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