by blackbeltinninjaeyeism October 14, 2009
A vehicle that appears out of thin air, completely parallel to your car, the moment you start to change lane.
I tried to change lane, looked in the mirrors and everything, but as soon as I started, a ninja car suddenly WAS there and blocked me. It came from nowhere!
by FDaihatsu August 18, 2010
The act of defying buoyancy by lowering your body with arms parallel to the ground beside you, and running along the ocean floor at unbeatable speeds, for amazing distances. Only talented bosses can ninja run correctly.
by rosebudp January 17, 2013
A no No hug ninja is an ultimate ninja who will do whatever it takes to stop themselves and anyone from receiving a hug.
John: Dude what happened to you?!?
Aaron: the no hug ninja, he cut my arms off when I tried to give him a hug.
Aaron: the no hug ninja, he cut my arms off when I tried to give him a hug.
by ~ Hay Hay ~ November 27, 2020
to discretely (like a ninja) tuck an erection under the waistband of underwear or belt line of pants.
a true ninja swipe is done in one swift motion.
a true ninja swipe is done in one swift motion.
yo, i was freeballing in my sweats when i got a boner- i had to ninja swipe that shit so it wouldn't look like i was proppin a tent
by princealberto July 07, 2009
by marceld April 02, 2010
Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.
by VICERN January 15, 2014