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Bood News

When boobs aren't as fantastic in the flesh as they look beneath clothes.

See: Bad News
Me: "Whoa, check out the boobs on her! I'm in love!"

Mate: "Dude, she's bood news."

Me: "Nooooooooo..!"
by KDTC September 29, 2015
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New Shoes

Letting your cock hangout of your trousers, then asking if people like your new shoes.
Kirsty was shocked when Westy asked if she liked his new shoes
by stesaf June 28, 2022
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New tech

Short for new technique.

1. When someone shows you something new, usually something that has never been show to you before, or has never been done.

2. Someone comes up with a new, sometimes unconventional, way to do something.

Originated from the Melee scene.
person 1: Yo, check out this new thing.
person 2: Holy shit that is some new tech right there
by Rhaast May 11, 2022
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New word

by Skyrim550 August 25, 2022
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New hat

A new target to be attacked. Used in Baton Rouge by gang members. Featured in NBA Youngboy's song "Bring it on"
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Top: "I see a new hat ninja with a blue flag"
by NBA Spinna September 14, 2022
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FOX News

A 'media' just as fake as the CNN. Fox News claims to be "fair and balanced", but they are probably further right than Donald Trump is himself. Like the CNN, they have a propensity to spout pseudoscience, racist articles and conspiracy theories. In short, FOX News is the same as the CNN in terms of factual reporting, but with a right wing bias, whereas CNN leans more towards the left.
"Black lives matter says it stands with Hamas terrorists in Israeli conflict" The last time I checked, BLM is a group to raise awareness of the inequalities black people are facing systemically. Right wing whataboutery at it's finest. Of course this article has been proven to be false.

"NASA fudged the numbers to make 1998 the hottest yer to overstate the extent of global warming" - More Anti climate change pseudoscience to downplay the seriousness of climate change to encourage the feeble minded anti-science conspiracy theorists that the scientists are lying to us about the severity of climate change. Again, this article has been disproven by fact checkers.

"Biden's climate requirements" will "cut 90% of red meat from diet" to a "max 4 lbs per year" and "one burger per month.- Right this rumour started because of the British Tabloid called "Daily Mail" who posts far right, racist bullshit. Daily Mail bring Daily Mail subtly linked it to a 2020 study on meat consumption, though the study is completely unrelated to politics or global issues going on in the world. Joe Biden mentioned nothing about reducing red meat consumption at the White House as to alleviate climate change.

FOX News- fAiR aNd BaLaNcEd
by UltimateDoge July 21, 2021
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New mike

To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.
"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."
by tyrellbiggums June 12, 2020
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