NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate

“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE”

by imademon October 2, 2019

National fuck off day

National Fuck Off day is on October 16th and it’s the national day where everyone needs to just fuck off so spread the word and put it in your calendars

Person *talks to me nonstop

Me: “bruh it’s national fuck off day so FUCK OFF!”

by Rtowse5 October 6, 2019

National give your crush a hug or kiss

All girls and boys give your crush a hug or kiss on the cheek good luck

It's national give your crush a hug or kiss

by Zai Lovett October 16, 2019

National Rowan is a Boomer Day

November 13th. This is a day where anyone named Rowan has to be called a "Boomer". Rowan shall also only be replied to with "ok boomer"

National Rowan is a Boomer Day quotes:

Rowan: Hi
You: ok boomer

Rowan: stop calling me a boomer
You: ok boomer

by Jalen C. Gaymon November 12, 2019

National Tell Someone You Hate You Have A Crush On Them Day

Tell somebody you really hate that you have a huge crush on them.

Me: I have a crush on you...
Him: sorry I dont feel the same way
Me: HAHAHAHAHA ITS NATIONAL TELL SOMEONE YOU HATE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THEM DAY

by Definitionmaker123lmao November 17, 2019

National F*ck Dress Code Week

The week before Thanksgiving is National F*ck Dress Code Week at school (unless you have uniforms).

"Why are you wearing that?" "That's dress code!"

"No it's not, it's National F*ck Dress Code Week

by TheGaysAreHere November 21, 2019

National Give Your Crush Your Hoodie Day

If you have a crush, give him/her one of your hoodies for a day. If you’re someone who doesn’t give hoodies, but wants hoodies, today is the day you must ask your crush for their hoodie. So if you’re giving your crush your hoodie today, make sure they don’t wear a hoodie, so you can give him/her one of yours!

“You should give your hoodie to Alexis today since it’s National Give Your Crush Your Hoodie Day today!

by Jackson Arebello December 9, 2019