Moose Tongue

The sexual act of licking chocolate cake out of someones anus...

or

The act of fucking someone up the anus who has had chocolate cake shoved up there anus...

i.e.

last night he realy 'Moose Tongued' me...
I sucked his penis after...
it tasted great...

by Mr J.S.J.S May 17, 2009

Moose Punch

When Trevor M. punches a girl or a guy in the balls while fucking them in the ear.

You just got moose punched by Trevor M. AKA The Moose Master

by Jason Tibz July 26, 2006

Angry Moose

Same as above, except instead of sudden, random anal, the male punches the girl in the back of the head in order to get the females horrific facial expression.

JJ & Scotty pulled an angry moose on the nurse and then stole her scrubs.

by CrackedMan July 28, 2010

Moose and Squirrel

The act of masturbating to nude photos of Melania Trump. See also: Fist Lady

Melania Trump looked so hot at the Inaugural Ball that I had to pull out my laptop and do a Moose and Squirrel right then and there.

by Doctor Thursday November 09, 2016

Moose Knuckle

Much like a camel toe only much larger. Occurs when the front seam on a womans pants get lost in her crotch. Her puddy is split in half.

Damn, look at the moose knuckle on the 300 pounder. Spandex should be outlawed on any chick over 150.

by Doug Denny November 17, 2005

The Overlord of Mooses

A homosexual.

by Anonymous November 01, 2003

Bite Moose

A slang term often used by Canadians meaning 'go away.'

"Unless you're gonna grab me another wobbly pop from the two-four you can bite moose, eh."

by Shazbot December 13, 2004