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jon noll

there are not enough words to describe this man, so i’ll just pick 2 descriptors.
1. NBA basketball player

2. PGA golfer
by animeslayer593 October 12, 2023
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Jon

Jon is a man of great substance, and a teller of tales. Jon would sit on his porch surrounded by the vagrants of the world, telling tales of small butt plugs he maneuvered and McGuyvered in times of need; tales of the seedy underbelly of dildo factories, and tales on how to get a free hamburger on a Tuesday, to name a few.

Men were jealous of Jon and women wanted him. They longed for Jon to satisfy them orally as Jon was known as the king of oral pleasure. When Jon performed oral on the lucky women… the geyser like wetness could be heard and seen for miles around.

Unsuspecting people would feel drops of fluid dripping down upon them when on evening walks and while grilling burgers in backyards.

In addition to the wetness felt blocks away, one could hear a ‘pop’ sound that can only be described as a wet hard hammer hitting a nail.

The women Jon performed oral on were sent away after having been serviced. They were never the same. They spent the rest of their lives searching….. searching …. For that feeling again; feeling of explosive intense pleasure.

Women would bring sandwiches to Jon and his dog a Charlie but to no avail.

Jon would accept their sandwiches and then send them on their way.

On warm days one can still smell the deli meat and the despair of the women Jon had turned away time and time again.
Jon was performing oral on a cross-eyed woman who could see straight immediately after reaching peak ecstasy.
by Frodo Hoofenstein March 18, 2024
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Dirty Jon

The act of 2v1'ing an underage girl in your bed with your drunk best friend so hard, she has her period in your bed. and instead of cleaning your sheets, you just lick it clean till it shines
"Did you hear about sky vessy? she got dirty jon'd so hard by Jon, and braiden last night"
by FaggimusPrime December 1, 2025
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Jon Seccombe

A man who has saved everyone from the depths of despair. He serenades you as you sleep, and smiles while you wake. God has gifted this man to us. Let us bow our heads in prayer.
Man, Jon Seccombe saved me from sin.
by Greg Heffley the real one March 8, 2022
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jon from liverpool

a very very noncy young lad
She's 12 but you shagged her anyway? You're such a jon from liverpool!
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Jon

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Jon is delusional!
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Jon

Jon skips date day.
Jon ghosts the phone calls.
Don't be like Jon.
Fuck sake! He if he Jon's me one more time, we are done.
by Dontbejon October 27, 2022
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