joe trohman

great guitarist and backup vocalist for the best band ever: Fall Out Boy.

oh yeah and he has a lisp which makes him extra special!

Joe's spin move is sooo cool. I wish i could be like him.

by anonymous k April 23, 2005

Big Joe

Being a "Big Joe" Is when a male happens to have an absolutely massive penis, like, ridiculously huge- A Cock big enough to balance a horse on, when it isn't erect. These guys can snap cars in half with one mighty swing.

Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.

Detective - "So far, we have established that the woman was torn in half down the middle, possibly by the insertion of an object into her vagina, which was so big she tore in two."

Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."

by Mr Boomtastique July 6, 2009

Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.

Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.

by Wheeze February 13, 2008

Sweaty Joe

The process of collecting all of the sweat from between your balls and legs and wiping or smacking another persons face

* I gave scott a sweaty joe or scott recieved a sweaty joe

by Robert Elliott October 7, 2008

Joe bang

To act like you had sex with a girl, when in reality, all you may have done is make out with her.

Dude, I totally Joe banged that chick at the party last night.

by Running Wolf January 31, 2009

Joe Mazzello

Joe Mazzello loves to scream. He played John Deacon in the 2018 movie Bohemian Rhapsody

He is in love with Ben Cardy/Cardboard Ben

Girl 1: do you see that guy over there?!

Girl 2: Ya! That is Joe Mazzello!!!!

Girl 3: who is Joe Mazzello?

Girl 1&2: ONLY THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!

by foxy_unicorn22 April 13, 2019

chicken joe

Chicken Joe is the main side character for comedic relief. Chicken Joe is first introduced on the back of a whale hitting a bong with Cody Maverick (his new best friend). Unfortunately Chicken Joe has a crippling addiction to marijuana and goes on a walk through the jungle high off his nuggets on rope and nearly gets cooked alive by natives.

He is accepted into a surfing companion because Mikey Abromowitz lost a bet then proceeds to win while high out of his mind and doesn’t even notice.

Chicken Joe knows professional wrestlers such as John Cena and The Undertaker on a personal basis.

Let’s go get high with Chicken Joe.

Chicken Joe is the best surfer.

by Slappy Frappy April 24, 2020