Haily

She is one of the most amazing girls you will ever meet. She will be the shoulder you cry on when something bad happens. She has blonde and blue eyes and she might be a tab bit into girls. She is a very funny person that will never leave your side not even for a boy/girl.

Wow haily is so sweet

by FakeBitchTheThird February 22, 2019

One Hairy Night Stand

1. A one night stand with a person who has an exceptional amount of body hair.

2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair all over your bed sheets, which results in never calling him or her for a second go-around.

3. A hairy hump horror!

Girl 1 wakes up to change her sheets after a drunk night with a guy she meets at a Valentines Day party.
"Holy cow! There is pubic hair all over my sheets!"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "I don't want all this hair in my washer, I'm going to roll it up in this lint remover tape roller"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRRFFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "That was one hairy night stand!"

by Toocooltobefriendswithu February 19, 2009

Hairy Goat

While a girl is combing their partners pubs, the man begins to masterbate into the girls eyes. This results in her being blind and ripping off all of her partners penis hair.

Emily gave Pouyan and really dirty hairy goat and accidently ripped off his penis.

by dickmaster26 May 1, 2010

Hairy Nipples

Someone you don't like, or are disgusted by. May infect you with the hairy nipple virus. Most often a fat female. WIll try to rape you while you're asleep. All limbs that come in contact with this person MUST be amputated. Italian males are particularly susceptible to contract this disease and have the worst immunity.

Someone you avoid at ALL costs.

"I saw "Hairy Nipples" the other day.."
"Shit! Did she infect you?"

"It's Hairy Nipples!!!"
"Don't hide behind me, where am I supposed

by wealouche November 13, 2010

Hairy Peeter

Slang word for grocery store Harris Teeter

Going to Hairy Peeter to buy beer

by kdee May 11, 2006

Hairy Fondue

The act of skewering pieces of food and shoving them inside a man's anus then feeding it to him.

I gave my boyfriend a hairy fondue and he loved it.

by AlphonsoPinaColada April 17, 2009

HAIRY CUP

VIRGINA

SARA> " HI IM SARA"
BOB> "HI SARA IM BOB NICE TO MEET YOU"
SARA> "YOU TOO BOB, SO WHERE YOU COME FROM"
BOB> "THE HAIRY CUP"
SARA> WHERE???
SARA> OH I GET IT

by PRETTYH8MACHINE September 19, 2009