Gooch

a funny name for a vagina. can also be used for comedic effect for any genitalia. usually shouted.

tash: your a gooch!
danny: *goes to grab tash's gooch* GOOCH!

by dddd04 December 7, 2009

Simracer's Gooch

The awful condition that occurs when unfit simracers exert themselves heavily while driving, and after a few too many laps in a pressure situation they succumb to the flood. A shower and some fresh underwear is the only cure for this affliction.

Someone call an ambulance for Michael, he's just done a triple stint chasing down the leader and he's dying from simracer's gooch.

by doodle127 March 21, 2022

Gooch

The perineum, usually in people with penises.

I had to have electrolysis all over my gooch before GRS.

by Took the red pill (Premarin) March 8, 2023

whole grain gooch

The salty sweat that comes off your nugs after a hard activity and is rubbed off on a potato chip for a tasty snack

Gary whole grain Gooch is just what I needed on my chips when I got home from school

by anacondacot7 May 6, 2016

Gooch Machine

A girl that receives so many gooches that she can make a factory full of them.

She a Gooch Machine

by The Banter Lad January 7, 2017

Grumpy gooch

A rash formed on your gooch from over working a worn out, sweaty gooch.

Damn Bailey I have a grumpy gooch today.

by I’m really him July 27, 2021

Golfers Gooch

The smell of your Gooch taint and balls after a round of golf

"Hey boys just been to the toilet there and had a swipe of my balls and I have a major case of Golfers Gooch it's sweet"

by DrGashingtons September 7, 2019