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Fartinogen

A food or drink which has the undesirable effect of giving the consumer wind.

Especially if the farts are truly disgusting.
*Person 1 farts*

Person 2; "What the hell? that stinks, what on earth have you been eating?"

Person 3; "A fuck ton of fartinogens by the smell of it..."
by Rv. B-Rad November 8, 2012
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farming and grinding

mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? I mean in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt, i.e try doing things differently, if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable for you for today.
by Sexydimma June 21, 2013
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Fartin it out

(V.) To relax lazily.
"After all that shit I had to do today, I think I'm just gonna be fartin it out on the couch tonight."
by AgentCobbler July 17, 2013
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farming and grinding

doing the same meaningless activity(ies) over and over again, without any productive result
mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable.
by Sexydimma February 8, 2014
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Farring

"Dude, did you hear that joke Cole just made? He's totally farring."
by MooselessCanada December 12, 2014
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Fardinaz

Fardinaz is very complicated.
by fardi February 20, 2015
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Fapkin

A fapkin is a a napkin poor people (who cannot afford normal tissues) use to fap. Most fapkins are known to leave rashes and in some cases herpes. The herpes usually comes from factory workers who "fap n' pack" or use the cheap fapkins and replace them into their packaging.
The rough dry surface of fapkins usually gives me a rash upon use. Instead of lotion i use water and if im lucky i might find some tree sap. Im a lucky one. I have not contracted any STDs from my cronic fapping.
by Lil duggie August 15, 2016
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