by yeshuay September 23, 2018
"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."
by Tigh November 01, 2017
To do a Dan is to announce that you will be right back, then not actually come back until a minimum of two hours later.
Did you hear about Lee? After losing on League he said he'd be right back, but he ended up doing a Dan.
by BobJim01 January 20, 2021
while watching the newly released film Twilight a female straddles you and whilst grinding your lap, you blow in you pants causing a nickle sized cum stain to appear on your pants and the female passes out in laughter.
yo i was over this niggas house things got really hot and heavy long story short he gave me a premo dan
by blumpkinboynov April 05, 2009
by Dhiedjdjsoksdj March 27, 2020
Person 1: I don’t, I don’t need you…
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
Person 2: Damn, is that Dan the Dirt’s hit song “I Don’t Need U?” From his album “A Collection of Human Error?”
Person 1: yes it is! I’m his number 2 fan!
Person 2: No way! I’m his number 1 fan!
by Danthedirtnumber3fan November 28, 2022
Digger Dan is a definition of a cool privileged white man that mains omen that has the ability to seduce any male or female he sees.
by the tru buba June 15, 2023