golden fudge creamsicle

When a girl poops on a guys chest and pisses in his mouth then turns around and sits on his belly and jacks him off.

the dirty slut gave the lucky guy a golden fudge creamsicle then sat on his face.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Five Nights at Creamy’s [Challenge]

Where you kidnap your friends and put them in Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria and the animatronics are actually sex toys and they continually give you Russian flash bangs, German gasmasks, etc, when it turn midnight till 6am. For five nights in a row.

Person 1: “Nah my friends made me do the Five Nights At Creamy’s Challenge.”
Person 2: “Damn what even is that.”
Person 1: “It’s just a bunch of sex toys and animatronics that give some flash bangs and such, I get kinky for those.”
Person 2: “that should’ve been me you know how I get around them animatronics😩”
Person 1: “It happens 12am - 6am”

by The old handles February 15, 2023

Pop a creamy

To magically shit yourself and Jizz at the same time, but instead of Jizz coming out, it’s boiled juice

When Greg was fingering his asshole on the toilet, it stimulated his prostate, causing him t to pop a creamy Greg yelled for his mother Mom there’s stuff all over the wall. I need you to come clean it up. I popped a creamy everywhere.

by Ray tard April 2, 2026

Mr. creamy

when a guy ejaculates so hard his sperms become creamy and ready for soup.

aaron: yo i heard mike did a Mr. creamy

renald: yeah bruh it’s kinda awesome
aaron: how do you know?

by mrcreamyfan142 December 24, 2019