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Cousiniece

Your cousin samantha’s daughter, your cousiniece, is turning 15 tomorrow
by Michael F. Adams April 17, 2025
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Cousins

Slang used by Sailor Moon fans as a humorous euphemism for sapphic couples. Refers to Cloverway's English language localization of the original 1992 anime, wherein prominent lesbian lovers Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune were changed to being cousins due to censorship laws of the time
Lily met this girl last year on a Sailor Moon Discord server, and now they're cousins
by Mamoru Chiba April 22, 2025
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cousinfucked

A condition in which you can't do anything fun with your friends because your wife's family is in town and your kids "have to spend quality time" with their cousins.
Sorry Kevin. I'd love to come over and watch pre-season 49ers football but I am so cousinfucked this weekend. Maybe we can watch something next week after April and the girls leave town.
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. August 9, 2025
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cousin style

a platonic way to share a bed, sleeping head to foot

ex. the grandparents in willy wonka
bro 1: fuckkk dude there's only one bed, im not sharing thats gay
bro 2: dude no problem, we'll just sleep cousin style.
by pootckell September 22, 2025
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Cousins by the half dozens

A typical descriptor of the modern extended nuclear family. No longer can people claim to have dozens of cousins when average children per family rates have dropped so drastically since the baby boom era.
Vinny: Hey Joe! How was your family reunion paisano?
Joe: Hey Vinny! It was good. My nonna and aunts and uncles were all there. There was plenty of linguine left over since I got cousins by the half dozens.
by Church Wexler May 3, 2025
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Cousinicide

: The act of killing one’s cousin.
Example: When the will was read, the room went silent — no one expected the motive behind the cousinicide.
Tags: cousin, murder, crime, family, dark humor, -cide
Author/Coined by: Samantha Marie Jensen

Note: Coined by Samantha Marie Jensen to fill a lexical gap among the family-related -cide terms.
Example: When the will was read, the room went silent — no one expected the motive behind the cousinicide.
Tags: cousin, murder, crime, family, dark humor, -cide
by Samantha Marie Jensen May 3, 2025
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Cousin Game

A game that you play at your cousins that isnt necessarily bad, but is very weird and different from anything you play at home
This game feels like a cousin game
by Reilyisacousin June 17, 2025
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