Eskimo cousins

Two people who have slept with the same person.

Frank and his female cousin Alicia both slept with Sarah years apart. They went from cousins to Eskimo Cousins after sharing the same igloo.

by Couchie slayer January 25, 2025

third cousin-uncle

Parent's male third cousin.

My third cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021

Cousin It Method

When you move your hair in front of your eyes to hide the fact you're sleeping.

I'm not allowed to sleep in class. So I had to use the Cousin It method as to not get in trouble.

by One sleepy boi March 26, 2019

double-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.

Double-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

fudging cousins

gay male cousins at least once removed who engage in anal sex

Ted and ed are fudging cousins its cool their parents arnt siblings jus cousins

by cat135 July 2, 2015

ninth-cousin-2X-removed

Ninth-cousin-twice-removed (9C2R).

My ninth-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021