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oscar

brown hair brown eyes tall loves basketball and hask a big shlong and is also the sexiest man alive and any women would be happy to have a sesh with him he is mostly skinny and he thinks he is a eshay because he got expelled from another school and used to live in a ghetto neighborhood, he is often a goat at all sport and school and has a snap score of 15 thousand sc:oscrzap

cheers
plus he sucks at spelling
and lost his I cap on the first week at his new school
and half of the school wants to bash me
and already have nearly died
and looks like a gecko

and good at lying

xoxox
:)
wow we all want to be oscar when we grow up
by .oscar. August 4, 2020
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Oscar Cui

A chubby guy who has a very mature, beautiful, classy, hipster, fast, skinny sister.
by Oscar Cui May 25, 2018
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Oscar

Luck E. Oscar is quite literally a god amongst men. He knows everything about reality and doesn't let even the smallest thing slide. He walks in the normal society among us, but he is always helping humanity without people even realising it.

More info:

he is better than Nick.
He believes in realism and he is right about realism.

Hoes tryna smash, but he ignores them because he doesn't want a relationship. He is married to the hustle.
Quiet but still a good guy
My beloved, I hope you rest in peace. I will never forget you.
a random person: "HOLY SHIT, IS THAT MESSIAH?!"
2nd random person: "That's what they all ask. Oscar is an atheist anyway, so stfu"
by ChillaEnt September 14, 2022
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Oscar

Oscar is the best friend you've always wished for. He is the most kindest guy you'll ever meet and he'll do anything for anyone, especially the ones he loves. But beware, Oscar is known as a chatterbox but knows when to shut up! He always finds ways to make people laugh and cheer, even when your down and won't give up until your happy. What can I say, he's hilarious. He loves anything alcoholic and loves to party! If you are lucky enough to meet an Oscar, DO NOT let him go! He is EXTREMELY romantic and very loyal. He'll never lie to you. He is a natural beauty!
person 1: Whos that guy over there with the orange vodka martini?

person 2: Oh that's Oscar the chatterbox, he's so funny!
by h3lla.,g00d November 24, 2019
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Oscar

Not a surprise ,Oscar’s a fhaqqot
Lmao
by BigNiqqaSnatcher April 27, 2020
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Oscar

oscar is a sick cunt thatd bash the fuck outta ya then take ya mum out for driffin
That oscar bloke fucked my girlfriend last night
by Oluzy June 21, 2020
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oscar dewhurst

the best friend you could ever ask for who would do anything for you and is just all round an incredible person

also he’s really fit and strong :)
i love oscar dewhurst

omg me too!!! who doesn’t????”
by ;) xx July 24, 2022
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