Sam Brownback

A homoerotic act between two men where one man places his own fecal matter in his mouth and inserts the fecal matter into his partners anus using his tounge.

That Sam Brownback video made Two Girls and a Cup look like Saturday Morning Cartoons.

by Billy the Retard February 11, 2015

microsoft sam

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger

by Mic August 5, 2004

Sam Nook

Awesamdudes animal crossing alter ego on the dream smp. He only speaks animal crossing And is basically a creeper Tom nook. best friends with tommyinnit he spent lots of time with him as they’re business partners At Tommy’s hotel the big innit hotel. He is precious and will always put a smile on you face... or make you scream at his npc automated responses

SAM NOOK MA FRIENDDDD!!!

by MEANDMICHEAL March 28, 2021

sam mellen

God no other way to put it but god

Hi I am Arron key what’s your name

Hi I am Sam mellen
Omg no way gets down and bows

by Fletcher10 October 11, 2021

Sam Mitchell

When you go to a strip club for the first time and fall in love with one of the strippers

Damn dude Peter went full Sam Mitchell last night at the strip club.

by Gunny-Guy February 16, 2018

Sam Syndrome

A "Sam" is a basic white boy who is really hot, but he never responds to your text messages and partakes dry texting constantly. Hence the name, Sam Syndrome.

Person 1: HEY QUEEN! I HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS CUTE GUY BUT HE'S GOT SAM SYNDROME
Person 2: Ugh it's so common these days! It's like everyone has it!

by znon_productions April 3, 2023

Sam Scot

Have you ever met anyone this polite? The answer is no. If you say yes you’re lying. Very reserved but can suddenly become very sassy

A: you know Sam Scot?

B: oh yeah, he seems really chill but apparently he’s ripped

by holdmybeansplz May 5, 2019