Vicki Lane

An extremely wonderful "person". An entity of the imagination that manifests itself as a coworker.

Vicki Lane keeps appearing at work. I think I need to go speak with my therapist.

by buttermonkey69 November 8, 2019

Lane Crothers

It Illinois State university, make sure you never take Political Sciences otherwise you’ll meet the man that killed comedy. After taking his class throughout a semester, I have never gotten better sleep and never laughed once. If you laugh, you’re a nerd who wants to bump up their grade. I can’t listen to any more of his jokes about how the “framers” didn’t kill eachother for a slice of pizza. Now wish me luck cause I have his class now. Wish me luck. Either I’ll be watching some MLB or trying to time up cricket noises to the awkward silence after his horrible jokes.

I had a class with Lane Crothers once, he is the most unfunny guy I know.

by Lane Crothers September 15, 2021

bowling lane regular

A woman that can be found at the bowling alley enjoying a pack of Newport cigarettes and a 6pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon on a nightly basis. She will likely have jacked up teeth from a crystal meth addiction and tattoos boasting her 4 illegitimate children.

It was supposed to be boy's night out, but Kevin just went home with that bowling lane regular.

by zdidit December 31, 2010

becky lane

A road or stretch of road where one would recieve head ( see head)

Yo... lets take a ride down becky lane. ( one would take this as a blowjob invitation)

by SinisterSquid666 January 13, 2021

Lane Crothers

It Illinois State university, make sure you never take Political Sciences otherwise you’ll meet the man that killed comedy. After taking his class throughout a semester, I have never gotten better sleep and never laughed once. If you laugh, you’re a nerd who wants to bump up their grade. I can’t listen to any more of his jokes about how the “framers” didn’t kill eachother for a slice of pizza. Now wish me luck cause I have his class now. Wish me luck. Either I’ll be watching some MLB or trying to time up cricket noises to the awkward silence after his horrible jokes.

I had a class with Lane Crothers once, he is the most unfunny guy I know.

by Lane Crothers September 15, 2021

Left Lane Hero

That asshat who views every car in the merge lane as a challenge
See also: middle aged men with something to prove

The dude in that volvo is being a real left lane hero by trying to run me off the road

by bigdipper87 January 15, 2016

Taking a lane

Taking a lane is where you end up in a situation where you have a vape in one hand, a Dick in the other, and the smell of fresh semen on your face. Lane, stop vaping already. Your mother doesn’t deserve this.

*Marc, Lane, and Rod walk outside on a cloudy day. Marc notices the clouds.

Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”

by Lane Blow’Glee June 3, 2019