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doctor foster

Going mad when you learn that your husband has been cheating for two years.
When Mary found out Tom was cheating her with a younger woman, she went doctor foster mad.
by Gilmoreman December 8, 2018
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doctor sex

Mitch4ce: oh god
Mitch4ce: dr sex is invincible
Mitch4ce: we can't stop him
doctor sex: doctor sex
by aombi March 6, 2025
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doctor hurley

When one has put themselves in a very stressful situation and is doomed for failure. Whether the failure be due to procrastination, being lazy, not being omniscient, or simply due to God's choice.
student: "I just took this quiz, and I totally failed."
friend: "You didn't just fail, you Doctor Hurley-ed!"
by SFM! September 10, 2009
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Doctor

a) the profession your parents wanted you to go into when they found out you went into $150,000 worth of debt to get into art school
b) the title that parents had of a dead child claim they “could have earned if they had the chance”
c) Bernie Sanders’ worst enemy
a) You had to break our hearts like this? You could have been a doctor!
b) He could have been a doctor if the drunk driver hadn’t hit him! Why, God?!?!
c) “You people are the problem plaguing this country! How dare you charge the middle class these prices!”
“That’s nice, Mr. Sanders. Now, please bend over and cough for me.”
by KingOfTheShortBus March 25, 2023
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Spirit Doctor

A doctor who works on the spirit part of your body.
For example imagine you unfortunately got hit by a train your body would go splat but your soul would be beside the material or maybe even disbanded around it until it the train was finished moving over that particular area of ground
At that point your soul would repiece and you would be gazing at yourself waiting for your elders to whom ever to come take you to your next zone.

Anyway that spirit is the part of your body that the spirit doctor would preform his practice on.

Although to you it would appear as if he was preforming his work on the vessel.
by Campbell Adam Rhys December 28, 2020
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doctor apples

a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor
"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex
by sussusususususamongus March 31, 2021
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Alleyway Doctor

An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.

They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.
"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."
by Han from myspace February 16, 2023
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