Mark Austin

The person on ITV news at 10 who calls viewers pedophiles.

My nan: whos that man that called you a pedo?
Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway

by Beautiful New BLOO passport May 8, 2021

Pulling an Austin

When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) leaves without saying anything.

Are they pulling an Austin, or are they coming back?

by Sincerely, reptilian overlords June 6, 2019

austin morris

best fucking minecraft player, absolute chad, bad ass mother fucker, daddu chill

austin morris is the daddy of all chads

by big daddy chad June 18, 2022

Christopher Austin

Christopher Austin is a black male with a mohawk that has no rizz and gets no bitches. He beats his meat on facetime full of men may i add. he has a few crushes jiselle aka chinselle, alyson griffin, consiglio, and mya nicole. he licks his ps5 when he gets home. he sucks at basketball and he's been ducking multiple people for YEARS

You're acting like a Christopher Austin because you suck at basketball and you have no rizz.

by johnnymuscleman February 17, 2022

Austin H

A fat lazy fuck bad at everything.

Ur and Austin H

by McGamerKid03 October 16, 2016

Austin Friars

The term given to one of the worst secondary schools in the north of England, according to recent research everybody their is imbred. Except a few decent people

Normal kid#1: OMG!!! did you know he goes to Austin Friars?

Nomal kid#2: Ahahaha, I bet he's a fag

by Professor Paul van Iterson September 18, 2009

Austin Schmidt

An absolutely amazing person, he loves to play videogames and he can be very antisocial, but when you get him talking and joking around: good luck stopping him. He's very talented when it comes to photography and film making and he will most definitely be a famous film maker someday(: He loves to joke about inappropriate things and he acts like he's sexist quite often. He doesn't open up to many people, but he doesn't give a fuck about what people think or say about him. Austin is unusally talented in debating, it is very hard to win an argument with him. He likes to skype his friends, and watch videos on youtube. He is amazing in bed and a phenomenal kisser. Austin Schmidt is an amazing man and I love him with all of my heart.

Said to give an example that included Austin Schmidt...I am in love with Austin Schmidt and I want to spend the rest of my life with Austin Schmidt!(:

by Austin's girlfriend/wife/&..ho July 25, 2011