mom taco

The kind of taco made by white american moms, involving a hard corn shell, ground beef, and a packet of taco seasoning. Also sometimes known as "bar tacos".

Dude, I'm craving tacos, but like.... Mom tacos....

Oh man, I can just taste the orange grease now... let's go get a flavor packet!

by sassafras28 May 6, 2019

Taco Buddy

A dope friend how hangs with u a lot.

I was just chillin with my Taco Buddy

by Toaster@meBRO May 21, 2019

Sloppo Taco

A Hispanic person giving the meanest head around.

Luciana apparently gave Juan the best Sloppo Taco.

by boy big zai September 8, 2019

Hoppy Taco

When a woman has an orgasm so strong it starts at her clitoris and end at her toes, making her legs shake uncontrollably.

Bro: How was that Tinder date last night?
Guy: You know, I gave her that Hoppy Taco.

by Hoppy T December 20, 2017

Alaskan Taco

The Alaskan Taco is rubbing ice/snow on a woman's vaginal parts (all over) while eating a fish taco /taco shell with chili (no judgement of taco choice just those are the best)

While playing Mariah Careys "All I want for Christmas is you" or if that selection is to much then "Baby its cold outside".
IF ATTEMPTING THIS PLEASE DO NOT USE THE FOLLOWING:
Icy Hot
Dry Ice
Fake snow

1.I gave my girl an Alaskan Taco last night and she is still cold.
2.My dick hurts I never should've tried the Alaskan Taco maybe icy hot wasn't a good replacement.

by YoImBlack1591 December 21, 2017

taco baguette

Taco baguette is another name for a hard taco shell. As a tortilla for a soft taco is called a taco bun because it's soft, a taco baguette is for the hard shells because baguette is a hard bun.

I would rather a more authentic taco with a taco baguette rather than a taco bun.

by Chad was here June 6, 2017

taco Jessus

A really good taco

I just had sex with you, you taco Jessus

by butterwolf April 20, 2018