"Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
by Rock Tomskin & Notorious GREG August 02, 2012
After a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.
Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled
Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled
1. After a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes I curb turtled on the walk home.
2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.
2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.
by Wayoutbaby October 27, 2014
A college-aged, Caucasian male individual with an overtly long neck and deep-throating skills made for sucking dick. He has yet to come out of his shell completely.
by Trumpette.xxx May 06, 2021
by MasterofTits November 19, 2009
by LAGOUT July 21, 2019
When you have to defecate so badly that the poop is coming in and out like a turtle head goes in and out if its shell. Synonymous to "prairie doggin it"
by definetheworld November 30, 2014
by Dik chez October 14, 2018