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Turtle-bite

When a man is peeing and he pinches his balls in his belt buckle but cannot remove them straight away because if he does he will end up missin the bowl and pissin everywhere. He just has to endure the pain until his piss is over.
I just got a heavy turtle-bite over behind those bushes. Ow, fuck!
by Crackpotslingshot May 14, 2019
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Curdle Turtle

The state of vulnerability after a man nuts on his stomach and doesn’t have a rag on hand.
My mom walked into my room and caught me in a curdle turtle
by nigganaut June 9, 2020
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turtle dust

When you go to the restroom and you feel like you have to let one go and it feels like a turtle head sticking out and its really just dust.
Man I went to bathroom thinking I was going to have a good one and it turned out to be turtle dust.
by Bill Joe77 January 16, 2017
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Turtle Todd

A professional driver,usually much slower than the others. Reaching a height of of 5 foot, most sit on a phone book or booster chair while driving. Known for leaving some of their loads on highways & interstates as a way to find there way back. Very competitive although always loses. Always wanting to be employee of the month but only ever achieving runner-up.
Look at Turtle Todd he thinks he's going to win
by Hjm1979 June 24, 2021
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turtle hug

being back to back with someone and locking arms as one person lifts the other into the air as the turtle standing and the shell in the air
"i walked up to a random person at the intersection and gave them a turtle hug" Dante said to Phillip as they were walking down the street
by fredslayer99 November 4, 2016
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turtle headin it

When you have to defecate so badly that the poop is coming in and out like a turtle head goes in and out if its shell. Synonymous to "prairie doggin it"
I don't think I can finish this five mile run man, I'm turtle headin it bad!!
by definetheworld November 29, 2014
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Turtle Blasting

When you are fucking a chicks tits a you blow a load on her chin and or tits.
"Man i was Turtle Blasting this hooker last night and DAM did i cover her with my man juice".
by MasterofTits November 19, 2009
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